Favorite Movie Quotes?

[themaxx]

Do you have a favorite movie quote?

Here are a few of mine...

The question is, "Do I have a God complex?" Which makes me wonder if this...lawyer, has any idea as to the kind of grades one must receive in college, to be accepted to a top medical school? Or if you have the vaguest clue about how talented someone must be to lead a surgical team? I have an M.D. from Harvard. I am board certified in cardiothoracic medicine and trauma surgery. I have been awarded citations from seven different medical boards inNew England, and I am never, ever sick at sea. So I ask you: When someone goes into that chapel and they fall on their knees and they pray to God that their wife doesn't miscarry, or that their daughter doesn't bleed to death, or that their mother doesn't suffer acute neural trauma from postoperative shock, who do you think they're praying to? Now, go ahead and read your Bible, Dennis! And you go to your church, and, with any luck, you might win the annual raffle, but if you're looking for God, he was in operating room number two on November seventeenth, and he doesn't like to be second guessed. You ask me if I have a God Complex? Let me tell you something -- I am God! Malice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g2dkDh4ov4&mode=related&search=)



Do you want to test my resolve, Frank? My willingness to go to the limit? Do you want to find out were you stop and I begin?Desperate Measures



Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. A Few Good Men



How do you get fired on your day off?Friday



Well that's what we do. We fight. You tell me when I'm being an arrogant son of a bitch and I tell you when you are being a pain in the ass. Which you are 99% of the time. I'm not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a two second rebound rate and yoru back do doing the next pain in the ass thing.The Notebook

[waveridin1959]

"Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. According to this mornings sample, it would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing approximately 600 pounds. Now that's a big Twinkie"

Ghostbusters

"You can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

Dr. Strangelove

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!"

Animal House

[devinchi]

Anything said by Jason Bateman while being a commentator in Dodgeball.....

[mpsteil]

"Wear what you dig" Boogie Nights



"There are two things that scare me. One is nuclear war."

"Whats the other one?"
"Carnies, you know,circus folk,small hands, smell like cabbage." Austin Powers



"Of course you have never had the pleasure,we just met baby." Austin Powers


"My god,will you look at the size of that boys head. It looks like an orange on a toothpick." So I Married an Axe Murderer

[JSBriggs]

"My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."
Fast Times at Ridgmont High


"Hi. Do you speak English?"
"Uh, what country do you think this is?
Ferris Bueller's Day Off


"Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Caddy Shack


I could go on all day with this.
-Jeff

[mpsteil]

"And no matter where you are you act like this is the place to be.("Isn't this great")" Damon, Fast Times at Ridgmont High.


Thanks Ade, I am not on this site enough already. Now I will be posting here all day long, Mike

[ELCIDd90]

Not from a movie, but my new favorite quote from a great actor:

"Michael Moore and I actually have a lot in common, we both appreciate living in a country where there's free expression... but, Michael, if you ever show up at my front door with a camera - I'll kill you."

- Clint Eastwood

[huck1974]

What can I do to you for you? -Erwin M. Fletcher

[jordan0527]

"First of all to understand what happened to killer, you gotta understand who killer the dog was. Now killer was born to a three-legged bitch of a mother. He was always ashamed of this, man. And then right after that he's adopted by this man, Tito Liebowitz he's a small time gun runner and a rotweiler fight promoter. So he puts killer into training. They see killer's good. He is damn good. But then he had the fight of his life. They pit him against his brother nibbles. And killer said "no man that's my brother, I can't fight nibbles" but they made him fight anyway, and killer, he killed nibbles. Killer said "that's it!" he called off all his fights, and he started doing crack, and he freaked out. Then in a rage, he collapsed, and his heart no longer beat. wow. "

Or anything else from Half Baked.

[Retrofit]

" Do you know what nemesis means ? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case, by honorable counts. Me ! "

Snatch

[chrisconnie]

"Wish we had time to bury them fella's Josey. To hell with them fella's, buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms." The Outlaw Josey Wales

[TND90]

In honor of the holiday season:

Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f**king Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

-Christmas Vacation


Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?


-Christmas Vacation

[rmuller]

"It'll come back." -Gods must be Crazy

[Stmpede]

Theres so many good ones, but since I'm watching The West Wing reruns right now...


"I don't know what kind of salad it is. I'm eating a salad, okay? I'm doing it. Do I have to know the names? There's no difference between them. It's a bowl of weeds. Some of 'em have cheese. This isn't the kind with cheese. Does that answer your question?"

[D90DRC]

How can you shoot women and children? It's easy you don't have to lead them as much....

Full Metal Jacket...

[mountainviewrover]

Anything From Slapshot. A True Classic Hockeyy Movie. "your Wife's A Lesbian" "who Ownzz The Cheifs" "how Do You Say?......tell Them, Trade Me Right Fucking Now....then Hang Up."

Oh, I Can Feel The Bubbles, Christie....wait There's No Bubbles......i Got Peed On. Stiffler. (american Pie 1)

So Many Good Ones.

Good Thread.

[Emerson00]

"Wherever we want to go, we'll go. That's what a ship is, you know. It's not just a keel and a hull and a deck and sails. That's what a ship needs but what a ship is... what the Black Pearl really is... is freedom."

--Capt. Jack Sparrow

Talk about hallelujah, amen!... Best movie quote ever.

[don]

Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me.

-Max, The Road Warrior (1981)

Follow-up Post:

Anything From Slapshot. A True Classic Hockeyy Movie. "your Wife's A Lesbian" "who Ownzz The Cheifs" "how Do You Say?......tell Them, Trade Me Right Fucking Now....then Hang Up."


Agree, Slapshot - is a great one

Some more: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076723/quotes

I can't seem to find the "Let's play some old time hockey..." quote too. I think of that line a bunch when sitting on the bench playing in my Z/old man league

[Burke]

From the best quote movie ever.... Arthur

R.I.P. Dudley :)

"You're a hooker? Jesus, I forgot! I just thought I was doing GREAT with you!"

"A real woman could stop you from drinking" "It would have to be a real big woman"

"I race cars, play tennis, and fondle women, BUT! I have weekends off, and I am my own boss."

"I never drink. No one in my family ever drinks." "That's great! You probably never run out of ice your whole life!"

"When I was 11 years old, I killed a man." "When you were 11 you probably didn't know there's a law against that. Is Susan here?"

"I'm going to have another scotch, would you like another fish?"

[themaxx]

Ferris: I do have a test today, that wasn't bullsh**. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car.


Cameron: The 1961 Ferrari, two-fifty GT California. Less than a hundred were made. My father spent three years restoring this car. It is his love, it is his passion . . .
Ferris: . . .It is his fault he didn't lock the garage.


Ferris Bueller's Day Off




Thanks Ade, I am not on this site enough already. Now I will be posting here all day long, Mike :grin

[newfD90]

"It's better burn out, than to fade away! " - Kurgan from Highlander (1986)

[GYM]

"You're just jealous because I'm on the internet picking up chicks..." - Kip from Napoleon Dynamite
___

Rib Joint Customer: "You got any soda?"
Hammer: "One dollar"
Rib Joint Customer: "Aw c'mon now. Look out for a brother, c'mon, yeah. Check this out: Why not let me get a sip for fifteen cents?
Hammer: "My cups cost more than fifteen cents!"
Rib Joint Customer: "All right, f*** the cup; pour it in my hand for a dime."
From: I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka (1988)

[Bozman]

"If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer."

- Ace Ventura

[ini88]

"That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age." - Wooderson, Dazed and Confused

Also the scene from Goodfellas when they go to Tommy's moms house after killing Bill Bats. They come in around 3am and she insists that they stay and eat. Next thing you know she has a full Italian dinner out on the table and they are eating and laughing it up.

Hands down, best scenes ever!

[Emerson00]

"We might just make it. Did that thought ever cross your brain? Well regardless I would rather take my chance out there on the ocean, that to stay here and die on this shithole island spending the rest of my life talking..." Cast Away

[dav1550]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. C-beams glittering in the dark by the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Rutger Hauer / Nexus-6 in "Blade Runner"
Dave

[JFD]

" May the Force be with you "

Star War Saga....

[revor]

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe."
"Attack ships on fire off the shoal of Orion,
"I've seen sea beams glitter in the dark at the tannhouser gate!"
"All those moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain..."

"Time to die.."

Rutger Hauer in Blade Runner

Why didn't I read just a few posts up! Got to admit one of my favorite Movies of all time!

[JSBriggs]

"Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man"

"Yeah, well. The Dude abides."

The Big Lebowski

-Jeff

[DJ Menasco]

"No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide." -Jack [Narrator]

"They're Ivory! Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whore house would carry a pearl-handled pistol." -George C. Scott

"For over a thousand years, Roman conquerors returning from the wars enjoyed the honor of a triumph - a tumultuous parade. In the procession came trumpeters and musicians and strange animals from the conquered territories, together with carts laden with treasure and captured armaments. The conqueror rode in a triumphal chariot, the dazed prisoners walking in chains before him. Sometimes his children, robed in white, stood with him in the chariot, or rode the trace horses. A slave stood behind the conqueror, holding a golden crown, and whispering in his ear a warning: that all glory is fleeting." -George C. Scott

[Rod Hayward]

Conan, what is best in life?

To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.

-Arnold

I'm your huckleberry.....Play for blood, that's just my game.

-Val Kilmer

[chrisconnie]

Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: Fuck you.


And about a thousand others I love from Pulp Fiction.

[don]

...
And about a thousand others I love from Pulp Fiction.
Agree. Pretty much every scene in Pulp Fiction has a great quote.

One of my favorites from that movie: You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

[cneal]

" I hope you like Vodka Sergeant"

"Yes sir, I just hope they don't make me eat none of those damn fish eggs"

War Games.

[moose]

I agree, just about anything from Pulp Fiction. But my favorite has to be:

"Check out the big brain on Brett. Your a smart Motherfuc..., that's right"

Jules Winnfield


Brett

[D90DRC]

Forget the Gun and grab the Cannolis... The Godfather I

[1000kva]

I stumbled on these shortly after reading this and I liked them so I'm posting them. I like the Ted Nugent one.

Damon Wayons in The Last Boy Scout: "Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? Kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes."

Bruce Willis in The Last Boy Scout: "This is the nineties. You don't just go around punching people. You have to say something cool first."

Nancy Travis in So I Married An Axe Murderer: "Well, brutal's a very subjective word. I mean, what's brutal to one person might be totally reasonable to somebody else."

Michael Madsen (Mr. Blonde) in Reservoir Dogs: "Either he's alive or he's dead, or the cops got him... or they don't."

George Clooney in Ocean's Eleven: "Ted Nugent called, he wants his shirt back."

Nicholas Cage in The Rock: "HOW, in the name of Zeus's butthole, did you get out of your cell?"

John Malkovich in Con Air: "Make a move and the bunny gets it."

Steve Buscemi in Con Air: "Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."

Ben Stiller (I KNOW, shut up!) in Happy Gilmore: "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!"

Adam Sandler in Billy Madison: "Yes! You ain't cool unless you pee your pants."

Bruce Campbell in Army Of Darkness: ""Good, bad...I'm the guy with the gun."

Mandy Patinkin in The Princess Bride: ""Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Now prepare to die."

Damon Wayons in Major Payne: "One! Don't you feel dumb. Two! Look at you. Three! Don't you ever make jokes about me behind my back or else I'll stomp you into the ground!"

Damon Wayons in Major Payne: "You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis!" "

[jordan0527]

"That's what I like about these high school girls- I get older, they stay the same age."
-Wooderson, Dazed and Confused

[newfD90]

Ben Stiller (I KNOW, shut up!) in Happy Gilmore: "You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!"


Or how about Adam Sandler (to Bob Barker) in Happy Gilmore: "The price is WRONG, Bitch!"

[Monkeyboy]

Most of "Big Jake" ...

Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles: And now you understand. Anything goes wrong, anything at all... your fault, my fault, nobody's fault... it won't matter - I'm gonna blow your head off. No matter what else happens, no matter who gets killed I'm gonna blow your head off.

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[to his son]
Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles: You can call me Dad, you can call me Father, you can call me Jacob and you can call me Jake. You can call me a dirty old son-of-a-bitch, but if you EVER call me Daddy again, I'll finish this fight.

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John Fain: Who are you?
Jake: Jacob McCandles.
John Fain: I thought you were dead.
Jake: Not hardly.
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Hotel desk clerk: I thought you were dead.
Jacob 'Big Jake' McCandles: Dead? The next person who says that I'm gonna shoot, so help me.
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And many more :)

[themaxx]

Miller: Joe, come on, how long we been friends, huh?
Joe Hallenbeck (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000246/): How long? Mmm. I'd say roughly until you put your dick in my wife.
Miller: You gotta understand
Joe Hallenbeck (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000246/):I know, I know, it just happened. It was an accident. Sure. You tripped. You said, 'Whoops,' and accidentally fucked my wife. Gee, Mrs. H., I'm sorry, just isn't my week. Sure, Mike. Happen to anybody.


The Last Boy Scout (a ton of great quotes in that movie)

[JFD]

The Last Boy Scout (a ton of great quotes in that movie)[/QUOTE]

Always remenber one " if you go any faster, we're going to travel back in time" , BMW pursuit...

:)

[pendy]

Take his watch