Please accept this drawing as payment

[Departing90]

Actual e-mails between a debt collector & an artist!

David is a riot!!:grin



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached <spider.gif>


From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th.
David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me.
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.


From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding.
We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Attached <spider2.gif>

[mountainviewrover]

what?

dude, you post the most random things.

how about rover related content.

[Departing90]

what?

dude, you post the most random things.

how about rover related content.
Thats why i posted this in the (dumb games) section!
95% of the threads/posts here are not LR related! :)

[JimC]

A "dumb game" is the Shaun the Sheep game or the Strongbad Roomisode. This is not a dumb game, merely a dumb topic. This belongs in the "Misc chit-chat" section but I don't feel like moving it.

[mountainviewrover]

jim, did you ban him? or did he change his name?

[JimC]

Nope, didn't ban him, and I don't think he changed his name. This is the same 'ol Departing90 that periodically pisses in people's cornflakes.

[Montgo1715]

If we're going to call someone out, call out the idiots who refuse to use the search function.

By the way guys, anyone ever done a stainless bolt replacement? My skidplate is rusted, has this happened to any of you? I'm thinking about changing my oil, has anyone here ever tried synthetic? My bolts are stuck, any ideas?

Would it be inappropriate to start a dumb post of the week thread?

[Stmpede]

I finally have a chance to use this! :spam

[Departing90]

I finally have a chance to give :rosesto my boy friend! :ohmy

[Stmpede]

Be thankful Mark, Departing90 could have done something childish and changed your quote into to some sort of gay reference like he usually does. Wait for it.....wait for it.....And there it is... :clap

[Departing90]

And there it is... :clapSentences don't start with (and) maestro! ;)

[d90boy]

"well, there it is." is what you should have wrote andrew. come on!!!

[Departing90]

"well, there it is." is what you should have wrote andrew. come on!!!I offered you an olive branch and asked if you would play nice, but you still want to start shit again!

BTW, A name always starts with a capital letter (Andrew).:grin

[Stmpede]

You can't be serious. How long must this stupidity continue? If you're going to berate Keith and I for my improper use of a conjunction and his lack of capitalization, don't you think you should learn to use parentheses properly? I'm ducking out now; I know better than to argue with a drunk or a fool. :toast

[Departing90]

How long must this stupidity continue? If you're going to berate Keith and I for being fags & proud of it or the improper use of my vacuum cleaner for self pleasure in conjunction and his lack of brains, don't you think you should learn to leave us happy homos alone? I'm ducking out now; I know better than to argue with fag haters just like you. :toast I hear you people have your own yellow pages too! :stick

[Departing90]

How long must this stupidity continue?See boys & girls, this is comedy & hypocrisy at its best!

These trouble makers take a shit all over my threads by posting crap & when i answer them, they have the audacity to ask (How long must this stupidity continue?)!!