Selling My 1995 Beluga Black Defender 90 ST

[rijosho]

Sad day. Moving to NYC soon and have tried every conceivable way to keep this truck, but can't come up with a way I can. Sorry Barry, not dog shots. Price for LA people is $35k.

Details:

• Beluga Black Defender 90, #1988
• 4.2 L V8 Range Rover Engine (Land Rover): Put in 21k miles ago
• A/C
• APRIL FOOLS JOKE
• ARB Winch Bumper
• Warn Winch 9000lbs w/Remote Control
• NEW BFG Mud Terrain KM2’s 285/75/R16
• NEW Boost Alloy Rims – 16”
• Badger Coachworks Badger I Soft Top - Black
• Badger Coachworks Bimini Top - Black
• Badger Coachworks Half Tonneau Cover – Black
• Badger Coachworks Gutter Kit
• Badger Coachworks Full Drop Curtain
• Borla Exhaust System w/1MM warranty
• Custom Rock Sliders by Rovers Accessories
• Custom Front Differential/Steering Guard by Rover Accessories
• Custom Roof Rack from Atlantic British w/Thule Ski Attachments
• Dual Battery System w/fail-safe and w/2 Optima Blue Top Batteries
• Dual Fuel Tank Kit (9 Gallons) by Rovers Accessories
• Dynamat Soundproofed Doors
• Full Rhino Lined Interior
• Pioneer Premium CD Sound System with Amp, 1200 watts, 2 Subwoofers & 4 Boston Speakers, USB, iPod/iPhone, AUX inputs
• 2 – Hella 500 Lights mounted on ARB Bumper
• 4 – Hella Cat Eyes Lights on Roll Bar
• Old Man Emu Lift Kit (2 Inch) installed by Rovers Accessories
• Rancho 5000 Adjustable Shocks
• Rear Lamp Guards
• Rear Corner Protectors - Diamond Plate
• Wing Protectors - Diamond Plate
• River Rat 4x4 Recovery Kit
• Safari Guard Custom Spare Tire Carrier w/ 2 Jerry Gas Cans. Hi Lift Jack, Full Size Spare
• Stainless Steel Braided Extended Brake Lines by Rovers Accessories
• Tuffy Lock Box Console
• Besttop Black Surrey Top
• Wet Okole Front & Rear Seat Covers under...
• Black Badger Coachworks Front Seat Covers
• Zip Out Windows and Carrying Case by Badger Coachworks
• Original Owners Manuals and Spare Keys
• Heritage Grill
• Hella Supertone Horns
• Upgraded Black-Powdercoated wing vents
• Trailhead 4x4 Stainless Steel Braided Oil Cooler Lines
• Upgraded Power Steering Hoses
• New Brakes, Rotors, etc., SG Diff Guards, EZ Accessories 1.5" Spacers



Happy April Fools Day

[d90boy]

april fools

[tjfslaughter]

more pics...



April fool

[AmityD90]

If you decide to part it out, I've got dibs on the Badger stuff.
There, I licked them before Ron did!

[bif]

I am VERY interested. Do you have more pictures of the dog?

[bjf]

What are upgraded power steering hoses.

Also nice fake account but I would prefer you didn't use my actual name.

[sherpamike]

is it RARE?

[bjf]

Also you really have seat covers over seat covers? Are you an old Italian woman living in Bayonne?

Also I feel bad for you. All your bullshit accessories and you are running Rancho shocks. You know how to treat a truck right .

[rijosho]

What are upgraded power steering hoses.



Picture stock power steering hoses, then picture them IMPROVED. The upgraded ones are the latter of the 2 just described.

[d90boy]

i thought this was a PUMA??

[bif]

Also, do you have any pictures of the dog's undercarriage? Any leaks I should be aware of?

[rijosho]

Also, do you have any pictures of the dog's undercarriage? Any leaks I should be aware of?

Hey bif, welcome to the forums. I'll see if I can find any later today.

[bjf]

Picture stock power steering hoses, then picture them IMPROVED. The upgraded ones are the latter of the 2 just described.


Is that really the best you can do?

------ Follow up post added April 1st, 2011 11:05 AM ------

Also Horsey

If you want to be logged in to BIF and your horsey account at the same time open two browsers.

[rijosho]

I've already rec'd some PMs regarding this listing.

manchester's message just said Pmd You! but that was all the message said, so I'm not sure if he was just PMing me to PM me, or what.

Cr4evr sent me 10 PMs, but they were all exactly the same, so I'm not sure which one to answer.

o2batsea wanted to know why I upgraded to a 4.2 liter engine when I could just put a Ford F350 V10 engine in there.



------ Follow up post added April 1st, 2011 02:10 PM ------


All your bullshit accessories and you are running Rancho shocks. You know how to treat a truck right .


Please do not clutter my For Sale with BS.

[bjf]

You are right since this is a for sale thread I won't trash your truck here. Good luck with the sale. It will make some frat boy very happy.

[Rugbier]

Do you offer " IN HOUSE FINANCING "?
I have never owned one, but I was told this things are RARE, and awesome MPG. they never rust cause they are Aluminum, and the SE model comes with Rhinolining from Factory.

I was told as well you can drive them forever without changing the ROtors, but you are required to have every piece of add on Badgercoachworks sales.

Your truck seems to fit my needs

Please contact me at once

Sambumba

[JimC]

User bif has been banned for having the poor sense to show interest in Josh's truck and his dog.

[bjf]

Do you offer " IN HOUSE FINANCING "?
I have never owned one, but I was told this things are RARE, and awesome MPG. they never rust cause they are Aluminum, and the SE model comes with Rhinolining from Factory.

I was told as well you can drive them forever without changing the ROtors, but you are required to have every piece of add on Badgercoachworks sales.

Your truck seems to fit my needs

Please contact me at once

Sambumba

Amazing!

[evilfij]

...It will make some frat boy very happy.

You rang?

[tjfslaughter]

At least he did not post pics of his G/F holding beers.....

Does it have a rusty crossmember?

[bjf]

You rang?

Are you sitting in a kiddie pool in front of your house with your collar up?

[rijosho]

Are you sitting in a kiddie pool in front of your house with your collar up?

Ron, don't answer that. Barry got in trouble a few months ago for requesting that exact thing in the intimate encounters section of craigslist.

[bjf]

I only got in trouble because your girlfriend told you.

[evilfij]

Are you sitting in a kiddie pool in front of your house with your collar up?

No I am sitting at a desk, but I am wearing khakis, a blue blazer and an obnoxious blue and yellow check shirt. ;)

Ron

PS the kiddy pool is in the back yard among the rover parts.

[tjfslaughter]

licked......... taste like salty rhinolining..

[disco dog]

good thing the weather is changing around these parts, you guys need to get outside more.

[JMA]

Is this vehicle still for sale?

[bjf]

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cgalpin]

John, this thread was an April fools joke. The truck is not for sale.

[AmityD90]

I got a better laugh this time around :grin

[specops1526]

Is this funnier because someone actually wanted this thing?

[bjf]

Poor Horsey.

He has been quiet lately.

[rijosho]

Is this vehicle still for sale?

I am not going to let my gf see this.

[rlynch356]

i'll take it

well as long as you offer "by owner finiancing" and i can pay you in quarters and beer....

I'll rent to own over the next 20 years and Fax you a 6 pack a week and a quarter ....

just send me the title and we can get rolling..

:)

(yeah a bit late but i was in S. america so out of touch)

[JMA]

Did this sell?

[rijosho]

Yep. There was a bidding war and it went for $50k.

[cellulararrest]

http://i.imgur.com/zoVx0.jpg

[NealK]

Awesome

[NoVaKevin]

if the sale falls through, please let me know. i have a guy that is very interested.

[hlamar]

I backed out on the $50K. Bank would only lend me $49.25K, so it is back on the market I guess. NealK and NovaKevin -- it is all yours...

[NealK]

My $50k offer in unrolled pennies got rejected, shipping was too high